New Kid Virgil (skit) Lyrics

Have you seen this new kid in school?
I think he's kind of crazy
I think there's something wrong with him
And, yeah, he keeps rolling his R's for no reason
He tried to sell me weed when I was walking in this morning

Bro, did you hear he fingered fuck Sally in the girls' restroom?
What? Why? Why is he in the girls' restroom?

That dirty bitch, she let me do the same thing
He was in the nurse's office, he stole all the cough syrup

Hey, cuz, I just grabbed a deuce off of him

All right, all right, class, calm down, calm down, sit down
Sit down, let's get started

All right, class, today I'm gonna introduce a new student all the way from Baytown, Texas
Bay City
What was that?
I said Bay City, hoe
Oh, oh, sorry
Bay City, Texas, and this is Virgil
All right, Virgil, do you have any questions for me or the class?
Yeah, hoe, when recess start?